Not what you expect to see in a waiting room

So, I was sitting in the occupational clinic office yesterday morning waiting for my biannual department physical. I picked up a recent Rolling Stone, and started thumbing through it. A couple pages in, I was pleasantly surprised to find the following photo of singer Lily Allen performing at a nightclub in the UK.I either need to start going to nightclubs more…or I need to get a subscription to

two brand new tops

I just saw this unexpected line in the headers of my daily Freecycle digest:OFFERED: 2 brand new tops…Those would come in handy if I had to trade my two in for being too old and decrepit to keep up with me. If I were the bratty type. Which obviously …

The wedding list

Beautiful Leeds Castle, in Kent, is advertising itself as a wedding venue. Sitting enjoying lunch in their restaurant the other day, we browsed their leaflet. It invited couples to choose from various packages, which included*:
The King
The Queen
The Fairfax
The Reluctant Virgin
The Spoils of War
The Captured Slave
The Droit de Seigneur
and my personal favourite, ‘The Disobedient Daughter’.

* “or […]

Postscript to Gingering Up sparkle

Last week there was a lot of discussion on sparkle’s blog about what to do with the extra bit of ginger that was sitting in the ‘fridge taunting sparkle. Knowing her beloved, I suggested she make Chris some cookies and…

Asking For It! A Remastered Classic

From Film Makers Strictly English comes this newly remastered classic starring the resident blonde bombshell, Suzi Martell, as Jenny, a former pupil who goes back to school and begs her former Headmaster be punished like she used to! This very naughty girl has never quite forgotten the “pleasure” she took, unknowingly by Headmaster, and she […]

saddle sore

I cycled everywhere when I was at uni. I had a crappy old second hand bike, and I tore around town like a hooligan with no helmet and no respect for cars. It was brilliant. I always used to boggle at my fellow students who chose to walk everywhere. How…

A Gothic Spanking

Last night I was home alone, and it was the sort of windy evening that makes glass rattle in the windows and ghosts howl in the chimney. I was warm and cosy indoors, but I imagined that it would be exactly the sort of night when a court-appointed disciplinarian would appear on my doorstep.
I would […]

Living in shadows

Over on his excellent blog, Rad in a fit of musing yesterday, brought on by having to fill out a vanilla Facebook page, commented about the kink world and “reality” — I don’t like an overabundance of artifice although I…

Checking in

Yeah, I’m still here.Life’s been busy lately, as it always seems to get this time of year. I’m taking several certification classes for work, which is resulting in a serious lack of weekends…I’m currently on my 9th day straight working or in class. Work itself is busy too. I became a full-time boss for the first time in my life a couple weeks ago, so I’m in the process of getting my new

The Spanko Files: Whatever Happened to Innocent Indy?

When last we heard from our friend Indiana, she had just begun her journey of discovery. Now, a little over a year later, she has significant progress and lots of valuable insights to share.Whatever Happened to Innocent Indy?When I last posted here, i…

new layout at pandoras-bot.com

My website has been bugging me for some time. I don’t think I’ve updated it since a couple of months after it first went online in July 2006.In early 2007 I designed a new look for it, but gave up on it when I realised it wasn’t very cross-browser comp…

Monsters

“Are monsters real, Mommy?” she asked, snuggled under blankets.She has nightmares occasionally, much as I did, ones that wake her in the night. Courtesy of her five-year-old world view, they feature dragons, dinosaurs, and Scooby-Doo villians, plus the…

The headmaster’s gramophone

Needless to say, as we’ve looked recently for a new place to rent, the question of sound-proofing has been foremost in our minds. Forget the location, the décor, the number of bedrooms – our first assessment on arriving at a potential new home has been of the thickness of the walls. That gorgeous new townhouse, […]

Recap: MBS Sunday Brunch for Mar 22

Our topic du jour was regrets, ambivalence, or second thoughts that arise surround a spanking. Here are your thoughtful observations.Impish1: My regrets, ambivalence, second thoughts come from the inevitable problems involved in living in a mixed marr…

Last Chance to get this Offer!!

I’ve been asked to advertise this, so bear with me, I have also provided some cracking promotional material to soften the hard sell, so it’s worth taking a look at what’s on offer. I won’t advertise this again as this Offer closes for good in a couple of days and links etc are removed. This […]