Made to order

I spied a wonderful new shop last month, about to open just off posh Sloane Square:

Custom belts, indeed? I’ll have one that’s triple thickness, extra wide.
Actually, make that two. The second can have a large buckle, and studs.
Methinks they may end up with a customer base quite unlike the one they predicted in their business […]

Indulgence

The timing was fantastic, of course. The princess can’t take a trip with us - she can’t miss school. And this is a Labor Day Weekend weekend - you know, the weekend where all these friends we know all try to go to Vegas at the same time. Every year.

We all do try. Some of us get there. This year, many of us seem not to be.

I don’t know how many years more we’ll be able to manage those precious

Pretty Woman, Give a Smack To Me

“Pretty Woman” was on yesterday, and even though I know that movie off by heart, I couldn’t help watching it - at least until it got to That Scene. You know the one: where Richard Gere takes Julia Roberts shopping, and makes all the snooty boutique people suck up to her while Roy Orbison sings. […]

AMAZING 2 WEEK SPANKING OFFERS

For less than a UK Tenner (about $18 now I suppose) You can choose any of the sites that I am lucky enough to be involved with and grab yourself a decent 2 week trial period, plenty better than a short Trial Period as it means some of you won’t then have to scrabble and stay […]

Erotique derrières

While I was moving house, I came across a bunch of old postcards which I’d forgotten I had. I’ve had them since a friend visited France a few years ago.”Would you like me to bring anything back for you from Paris?” she asked. I’d only visited Paris onc…

Celebrate Roald Dahl Day in style

The Guardian on Saturday has let us know that “September 13, the birthday of the children’s author, has been decreed Roald Dahl Day… and lots of celebrations are planned.”
As we’ve discussed before, the opinion in this household is that Roald Dahl pretty much deserves the title of a patron saint of spanking. Therefore, we’ll be […]

Arrrrr, There Be Pirates ‘Ere

My pirate name is: Red Anne Flint Passion is a big part of your life, which makes sense for a pirate. Like the rock flint, you’re hard and sharp. But, also like flint, you’re easily chipped, and sparky. Arr!Get your own pirate name from pirat…

trust and submission

In most ways I had a lovely weekend, but between Friday and Sunday there was something nagging at me, a constant undertow of anxiety. Every so often the thought would surface in my conscious mind, and I would be briefly paralysed by a sick dread as I r…

Principal’s Office: the Trailer

The reality programme we were talking about last week? There’s a trailer already on YouTube, with plenty of good bits.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oRHiMNc_2Cc

Roger paints

A couple of years ago I modelled for a fine artist specialising in burlesque and erotic nudes. He didn’t paint me from life - I posed for photos, which the artist later used to paint from (I prefer to work the same way when I’m painting, there’s much l…

Museum pieces

To some in our party, our inclusion of the Criminal Museum on our recent Viennese itinerary seemed a little odd. “But it sounds gruesome.” “But it’s in the middle of nowhere.” “But there are so many other places to visit.”
We pleaded that Haron needed to visit, to help her legal studies. After all, there could […]

Growing Away

[not erotic… skip down if you want to miss the parenting angst]

Over the weekend, we bought and moved 1600 pounds of tile, went shoe shopping (for all of us), jacket shopping, luggage shopping and electronics shopping. Chris took my car and had it detailed and hung a large heavy mirror on a wall in our house (requiring its own trip to Home Depot) that’s been in the storage since last October.

Recap: MBS Sunday Brunch for August 24

Our topic this week concerned activities that can intensify the ouch from a spanking. As you can see, your answers were quite varied.K: I don’t really have much ouch after a spanking, but there must be activities that will accentuate it. All of my spa…

Ikea Fetish

I’ve never posted a YouTube video before, but then again I’ve never seen a video of this particular fetish before.

Of course, any company that produces commercials as funny as Ikea’s (although not shown in the US) deserves a little of my money. Indeed, I think I recognized those bookshelves.

Ah, and the usual… poor kid. Parents should have been more careful, yada yada yada.

It’s an ad. It

the results are in!

A brief and sleepy post (I should have been in bed a couple of hours ago) to note that the winner for the second implement in my blogiversary whipping is the senior tawse, at 33 out of 107 votes:(Hand only shown for purposes of scale.)The brute is 21″ …